We are two when it comes to our unhealthy relationship with our parents who were anything but ready for the privilege to raise innocent kids who never asked for being here!

This is how I am answering some conventional questions:

1. When are you planning to make us happy by getting married?

"It won’t be for you I’m afraid, and I don’t mean to offend you in any case!"

2 Don’t you think it’s time for you to have kids?

"I believe I am the one to decide when it’s suitable for me, right? I would only have my offspring if I could make sure to raise servant leaders. Interestingly, I would gladly opt for adopting kids who are waiting for someone to take a chance on them!"

3. Do you own a house?

"Why shall I bother? I’m identifying myself as a universal citizen. Anywhere I can find like-minded & light-hearted folks can be a home. As long as I can afford paying my rent, I will be beyond satisfied!"